i feel bad giving attractive people eye contact because it means they’re having to look at my face
like, if i ever got the privilege to meet benedict cumberbatch i would probably apologise to him and feel guilty
"i’m so sorry that you had to bestow your beautiful eyes upon my unflattering features."
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
why are they writing with a spoon?
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I AM NOT A CHILD ANYMORE
7% cell phone battery
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
you really do not live up to your url
- teacher: describe yourself in one word
- me: done
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
what the fuck will warning the other grass do what can they do about it
you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions